xmas poem

this poem is about xmas
this poem is a bit like the play 'the second woman' in the movie 'opening night'
xmas day looks like it might rain
"it is always the case", she masculinely sighed sarcastically
kind of regret not letting off those fart bombs in the mall yesterday

xmas day is cuddling a hot water bottle between its legs
xmas day isn't wearing pants
xmas day is a bit like when christina aguilera started referring to herself as xtina
xmas day gonna get dirrty

have you ever been at that point in your life where you have no fingernails ever?
i am at that point
it's okay
i know the secret to eternal knowledge and happiness so i'm gonna be alright